Why do they throw so many Black men in prison? So it hurts more when the pedophiles get raped.

What do you call it when someone has sex with Dwayne Johnson? Rock Climbing. heh.

Girls call me a wizard Because it’s magic what I do with 3 inches.

Your dog has stockholm syndrome.

How many Mexicans does it take to build a…. Oh shit they’re done That is all

What is the best part of a Jonestown joke? The punchline

Why did the fashion show lose it’s attendance? my friend thought it was a strip club. (I’m not good at this, pls don’t be harsh)

My favorite jokes are ones about Pavlov. I always laugh at them without even thinking about it!

I’m rabidly against plagiarism, but I guess if you’re going to steal something, a Columbus joke at least makes sense

What do you call the largest of the land masses, when it’s unable to hold itself together, breaking into smaller land masses and leaking waste water? Incontinent.