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What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner? Freud rice.

It concerns me when someone comes out of the bathroom stall and has to wash their hands all the way up to their elbows

2 birds talking to each other I think I need to take a shit. What are you waiting for? A car.

Why are there no female serial killers? Because after the first kill, they have to tell someone.

Did you know that you’re allowed to pull over a cop on your birthday? Try it!

Chernobyl Have you ever seen Ronald Reagan’s response to the Chernobyl incident? He thought the Russians were just “overreacting.”

Girls spend a lot of time explaining how they never do the thing they just did.

My Vietnamese friends just got married. They have the same common last name, so neither of them needed to change anything. You could say it’s a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.

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