Final words on germanwings flight recorder: “Dave’s not here…”

What do you call a letter from a feminist? Hate male

One word difference One word can change your day, your feelings, and life. Example: “This is your captain speaking” “This isn’t your captain speaking”

What is the room temperature on Tatooine? Lukewarm

Did you know unicorns exist? Yeah man. You didn’t know? They’re short and fat, and people call them rhinos.

Jesus fed 5000 with 5 loaves and 2 fish. I can’t even satisfy myself with a family sized lasagne

Why do historians say Hitler was a great mathematician? He could always find the final solution

Can you imagine what would happen if Kate Middleton started doing porn? She would be *royally* fucked!

Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was far out dude

The “This is not an ‘I disagree’ button” doesn’t work Title. It’s like people can’t read that sentence.