If you played pokemon in Brazil, you might catch a Zikachu

Want to Read a Bad Joke? A bad joke.

The generic brand Kool-Aid Man just walks into walls and mutters “whatever” and tries to steal your wallet.

The worst pub I’ve ever been to was called The Fiddle. It really was a vile inn.

A cheers for women’s underwear… …they might not be the best thing, but they are the closest thing to it

Your mom is so dumb…. She tried to climb Mountain Dew

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb? 1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

Inspecting mirrors is a job I can see myself doing it.

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.

What’s the worst part of locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic? Going in to ask for a coat hanger!