Sometimes it’s really hard to tell who’s winning when you fight sarcasm with sarcasm.

Guys, leave 3 notes scattered around ur house for ur girlfriend that say “Will”, “you”, & “me.” That’ll keep her busy while u watch sports.

Did you know that Vanilla Ice is now working as a computer literacy instructor? He’s at the community college teaching word to your mother.

It’s cute how my boss called the plastic container on my desk a “water bottle.” Yeah, that’s the clear liquid I keep in there.

Why are Jewish Women like the Bermuda triangle They both swallow seamen.

I thought reverse psychology was when you made your therapist cry

Whorehouse party My friend had a party at the local whorehouse and everyone came.

If you’re first on a YouTube comment thread, I assume you’re last in pretty much everything else.

What does Hillary Clinton call a Trump supporting turtle warming itself in the sun? A basking deplorable

I never close my eyes in the shower because that’s how murderers know when to show up and kill you.