If you like the song “Red Red Wine” then U B 40.

Who’s the best grammar Nazi? Adolf Hitler’s grandmother.

What are Russian clothes always made out of? Lenin.

“Come as you are. As you were. As I want you to be.” ~ Kurt Cobain, confusing party coordinator

I feel so bad when I see a woman wearing a shirt that says GAP on it. (OC) I want tell them, “You’re so much more than that!”

Me: “I’m trying to type the word ‘fucking.’” My iPhone: “Huh? Surely you mean ‘ducking.’” Me: “No, I mean ‘fucking’.” My iPhone: “Bullshot.”

These five euphemisms for defecation will shock you! I can’t believe #2

Musicians… cant seem to get of the [sofa](http://imgur.com/xUunghQ)

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner? “I ain’t no chive, Turkey.”

First The Doctor Told Me The Good News I Was Going To Have A Disease Named After Me