Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes? Reposts are allowed.

My friend starting hearing bagpipes in the back of his head I swear, I think he has Scotsophrenia.

Ran a bath, checked Twitter, flooded Europe.

Survey gone wrong.. or right?? On a survey for ‘which conditioner you use?’ 99% of the womens said ‘aaahhhhhh…..get out of my shower!!!!’

According to all these “note to self” sticky notes I am a very forgetful person also I have no idea what these notes mean

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints!

Yo mama is missing a finger and can’t count past nine.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car? You can’t make your van gogh.

I was going to bring everyone on reddit some cool plants but unfortunately, I never botany

How do you kill a troll? With a firewall spell.