Two college feminists walk into a bar They tell it to check its privelege.

-What’s your zodiac sign? -Tyrannosaurus. -But that’s not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

Two soldiers are in a tank. “BLUBLUBLUBBLUBLUB”, said one to the other. A variation of the ‘two fish are in a tank’ joke.

Yes, they’re good. But mangoes act like they know they’re good, and that’s unappealing to me.

A man brings his wife as Aspirin… She says, ‘Why did you bring me this? I don’t have a headache.’ He says, ‘Good, let’s fuck!’.

Son , I am not able to go to school today Son: I am not able to go to school today. Father: what happened? Son: I am not feeling well Father: Where you are not feeling well? Son: In school!

Does Snoop Dog wear and apron when he cooks? Yes, for sizzles. Edit: Snoop Lion

Lake Erie: Great Lake name Lake Titicaca: Greater lake name

What’s a prostitute’s favourite type of bird? A cock-r-two

*pretends floor is lava* *looks around* *slyly pushes homework onto the floor*