What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow? Abandonment.

[Request] Easy to remember jokes that can be told at a bar even after a few I was wondering if there were some easy to remember, or just good jokes that could be told at a bar.

What do you call a Jewish Pokemon player? Ash.

[on a date] *showing her pics of my pet lizards* ME: “and I named this one Queen Elizardbeth” HER: “I must have sex with you immediately”

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

What does an Indian man get when he works out? Sikh gains. I made this up too! Although this joke has probably been said before

Almost yelled “F.U.” at another driver, but the kid was in the car. So I yelled, “I’m dedicated to customer service.” Just like airlines do.

“Man, I did so much shit today” *throws away diaper

Can I use cash to pay for a new electric car? No, you have to charge it.

How often do you use algebra? Equationally.