Looking for jokes that will make a girl laugh I like this girl and I hear she likes hearing jokes. I need the funniest jokes that will make her laugh.

Went out with a blind girl last night A blind girl was jerking me off last night, and told me I had the biggest dick she’s ever felt. I told her she was pulling my leg.

Me: You ask so many questions that I want to stab a fork in my eye. Her: Why? Me: *stabs fork into eye*

The Pen is mightier than the sword… Cuz, you know, you can’t draw dicks on faces with swords.

Two peanuts walk out of a bar one was assaulted( a salted)……peanut

I have a good joke… My grades.

what do Little Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? Kurds in the way

How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? When she fits in your wife’s clothes.

I got charged for a satellite dish the other day… I was furious. He told me it’d be on the house.

a car just rolled by blasting the “Duck Tales” theme song so now I’m chasing after it and trying to catch up with my new best friend