What do dead kids and jokes about dead kids have in common? They never get old.

I can either be on time or wearing pants. Pick one.

What’s the difference between jam and jelly I can’t jam my cock up your ass

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application? There’s no accounting for taste.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white? Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Lady beavers call their vaginas, “people”

“A cantaloupe is an antelope that doesn’t.”

If two wrongs do not make a right, What do two rights make? An airplane! haha Wright brothers 🙂 I made this joke when I was in Junior high

I’ve never considered myself a social butterfly. More like a social wasp. People run away a lot.

Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.