Want to hear a joke? Tess Holliday.

What do you call a bagel that can fly? a plain bagel.

If love is blind why is Lingerie so popular?

I asked my Ouija board when I was going to get a girlfriend and it spelled out HAHAHAHAHA until it caught fire.

“The total cost would be 3000,” said the funeral director. “And that includes digging the grave.” “Is that the whole thing?” I asked. He replied, “Yes, that’s the hole thing.”

Abra abracadabra. I wanna reach out and stab ya.

I took my wife to the Planetarium. She was shocked to learn that she is not the center of the universe.

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.

Penis It’s an insideher joke

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, “It’s dark in here isn’t it?” The other replied, “I don’t know; I can’t see.”