Here’s a joke I saw on the internet recently that I think we can all relate to http://i.imgur.com/ijAmlhi.png

Have you ever seen the movie called “Constipated”? Well it never came out.

Why are there so few Christians on 4chan? Because religious people don’t like faggots

Why did the raisin go to the police? Because, he was a grape victim.

What do you call a sheep with no legs ? A cloud.

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks? Flappaccinos.

Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don’t waste my time with these childish jokes.

I’m a pretty neutral guy. I find it hard to choose sides. I mean, I have an uncle who drives a truck for Pepsi and a cousin who sucks dick for coke.

Halloween … The agoraphobic paedophiles favourite day of the year.

Satan: Welcome to hell! You can spend all eternity walking barefoot across legos OR you can wear these crocs. Me: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!