“Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? ” Because they’re really good at it

Why was Civil Disobedience such a good essay? Thoreau editing.

Funny knock knock jokes to use during sex. Keep it going. Knock knock… whos there?… sperm! 😀

Why were Jeremy Clarkson’s colleagues excited to try his mulled wine? Because they’d been floored by his punch.

I went to the Air and Space Museum It wasn’t as empty as I thought it’d be.

What’s bloody and painful and happens once a month? Flossing

I’ve matured a lot. For example, I used to listen to Fall Out Boy and break stuff, but now I listen to Mozart and break stuff

How do you say doormat in Spanish? Matador

What do comedians do when they get tired of doing standup comedy? Sitcoms

Damn girl are you community college? Because you pretty much just let anyone in.