What’s India’s most popular dating service? Connect the Dots.

A carpenter’s workshop’s light went out To find his way around, he picked up his hammer and saw.

If my friends and I torrent in Jamaica Does that make us Pirates of the Caribbean?

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman? She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out? Bruce’s up for the evening.

So your face, is it permanently like that or are you genuinely surprised every time you take a selfie?

If you were a tree you’d be a bonsai, and if you were mine you’d be dead by now.

If I’ve learned one thing from watching horror movies, it’s if you buy snacks from vending machines, you will die.

What is something we all lost? The Game

What do you call 6.02×10^23 avocados? Guaca-mole

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking “Why” over and over? “Because I saw so.”