Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one. He’s never gonna give you up.

Why isn’t there democracy in North Korea? Because everytime they try to pronounce “election” everyone starts to giggle

If my blood type is A+, can I use that for my GPA? Also how many credit hours does it count as?

Today is the last Cinco De Mayo If Trump wins the election

How long does guacamole last in the fridge? Please say a year.

What’s the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil? Popeye’s knob.

What does it mean to come home to a man who’ll give you some love and tenderness? You’re in the wrong house.

If hillary wins, trump supporters can at least take solice in 1 fact. Bill clinton is going to be the first lady.

“I need a lady in a sheet who is not permitted out in the streets.” -Taliban man looking for love

I just bought a book from Apple The beginning was iOpening