Is there something called “Your mama so foreign…”-jokes? Please share if you have any, no rules O.o

Does anyone know how to change the batteries in a dead kitten? Please help.

*Fakes Phone Call* “Yes a thousand doves please….well give me pigeons and i can paint them white” (cups hand over phone) “I plan weddings”

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!

I found a website with guaranteed real virgins [NSFW] www.reddit.com

Celebrating National Sex Day the only way I know how Not having it.

I forgot to buy baking paper Looks like my cooking will be foiled again…

What type of music do people listen to in the grasslands? [Shrub-steppe.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrub-steppe)

Whoever got my Steam account for Christmas plz realize those Japanese dress up games are for research only, I don’t enjoy them. Plz understa

It’s crazy people freak out about ghosts but are totally fine with actual, horrible human beings.