childrens alphabet books are the only thing keeping us from forgetting what a xylophone is

If the fortune has turned her back on you, you can do whatever you want behind her back.

Walk up to the guy with a popped collar and spiked hair & say “What’s up, Chad?” & he’ll be all “Whoa… How’d you know my name, bro?”

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Belize ! Belize who ? Belize yourself then !

Who has two thumbs and a concealed identity? Disguise!

A man enters zoo enclosure to feed the tigers. succeeds

What is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work? He had to close a sail

How did Helen Keller discover masturbation? Trying to read her own lips.