What’s the difference between an orange? One of them doesn’t.

My favourite exercise is a mix between lunge and crunch I like to call lunch.

My Grandfather died in a concetration camp. He fell out of a really tall guard tower. so sad r.i.p

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common? There’s only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

What the difference between /r/gonewild and /r/jokes? Not all the posts on /r/gonewild are about pussy, anal sex, blowjobs, and pedophilia. Seriously, /r/jokes, get your shit together

In a few weeks the keys to the worlds most important office will be handed over to Donald Trump. There is absolutely nothing funny about that. Figured this sub was a perfect place to post this.

I want to adopt two kids… … with cancer, both named Jordan. I’ve always wanted a sick pair of Jordans.

A comedian walks into a club and says the punchline.

what do you call an italian whore? a pastatute lol

I witnessed a murder in the park last night and called 911 They told me to stop calling and leave the crows alone.