What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral? Don’t stop, bereaving!

What’s In Hitlers Nose? Snotzies

New study reveals that women actually make better archaeologist. They’re always digging up old shit.

Why is English such a hard language to learn? Because it’s

Why cant a bike stand up by itself? It’s two tired.

How do you recognize a feminist from a bunch of naked women? She’s the one with the penis…..envy.

I always keep a taser on me in case anyone asks if they can have one of my fries.

Me: You put the “cow” in “coworker” Her: Excuse me?? Me: It’s a joke format. Her: I’m telling HR.. Me: Ok but I doubt they’ll get it either.

Wife: Tell me how many women you fucked during your 5 year trip. Husband: None! Wife: For every one that you tell me I’ll give you a hundred dollars Husband: I don’t need your 36000 dollars!

It’s important to set goals. You don’t have to accomplish them or anything like that. Just set them.