You know those disgusting people who lick their fingers instead of using a napkin in public? Hi.

The HARDEST part about being a teenager? Probably having to sigh a second time when the first was too quiet.

I carry a bar of soap in my pocket so when someone tries to talk to me I can pull it out and say someone is paging me and leave.

I’ve seen some bad thieves in my life before… But this one couldn’t even take the cake!

What do worms and girls have in common? They both squirm when you eat them

Snowy White and the 7 dwarves… Snowy White and the 7 dwarves were lying in bed feeling happy…but happy didn’t like it and got out…

What do you call a German think tank? An answer panzer!

Setting off the security sensor when exiting a store should involve a trap door or at least a big net that scoops the suspect up.

What’s between an old woman’s breasts that’s not between a young woman’s breasts? a navel..

What is the plural of y’all? -What is the plural of y’all? -Y’alls? -All y’all.