Virginity Dad: You stole my daughter’s Virginity! Man: Sorry sir, Won’t happen again!

I finally found my wife’s G-spot! Who would have thought her sister had it the whole time?

What did a cyberman say to John Smith? You will be [deleted]

An Irishman walks out of a pub. …

Remember to turn your clocks back today if you want them to be set to the wrong time.

What rock group has four men that don’t sing? Mount rushmore

A blind man walks into a bar “Ow!” he exclaims. The bartender responds by saying that he doesn’t know that drink.

Shout out to my loving wife, who has made me everything I am today… Fucking miserable

Trash can and chileans(Geopolitic humour) what is the difference between a trash can and a Chilean? The word

Father: I hear you skipped school to play football Son: No I didn’t and I have the fish to prove it!