Q: How do you catch a red elephant? A: With a red elephant trap.

You can just start calling yourself an olympic hopeful. You don’t have to fill out a form or anything.

3 am phone call, “Hey, are you asleep?” Nope, Im skydiving.

What is worse then a centipede with sore feet? A giraffe with a sore throat

Which celebrity is great at creating probate documents? Will Smith

Throwing acid is wrong… in some people’s eyes

Number joke as told by Yoda why 5 afraid of 7 was? because 6, 7 8

What makes a software developer feel rich? Their Cache

This yogurt is so cultured, I can only eat it when I’m listening to Beethoven.

Best Bang for your Buck! would make a great punchline for a joke about bambi and the intricate workings of an illegal woodland critter prostitution service