How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

Why did… Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Why doesn’t anyone get laid on Thanksgiving? All the coats are on the bed!

What did the kids say to the gay rabbit? Silly faggot, Dicks are for chicks!

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party? I hit that.

Let’s have phone sex over walkie talkies. “Bend over.” “Bend what? Over.”

What has 2 heads and six legs? Nirvana

Nice shoes. Where’d you get them? Him: … *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me?

There are 10 types of genders in the world… Gender binary, and, well, the joke still makes sense if you didn’t get the first part.

Al Gore to protest Amy Winehouse funeral… Something that toxic should not be going in the ground!