Closed letter to the Mods of /r/Jokes O

Why did the stick-figure man’s arm keep hitting him in the face? Because it was the punch line.

I live 30 feet from my mother-in-law, Hell holds no surprises.

Why didn’t Toronto’s mayor tell us earlier about his drug use? It must have fallen through a crack.

The worst mix of diseases? Alzheimer and diarrhea. You run but you don’t remember where.

Someone’s only cute till they leave one of your texts on read.

Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Don’t look I’m changing!!

Imagine if the presidential race was an actual marathon Then we’d really have a Kenyan in office.

What do you call a Pokemon that likes coins? A Pika-Jew

I don’t like peanut butter… it just isn’t my jam.