Short Jokes
How do you find a blind guy on a nude beach? It’s not hard
How do you find a blind guy on a nude beach? It’s not hard
Why did Elon Musk’s wife leave him? she asked for sex and got S3X instead.
*Kanye trips and falls* SUCH A GENIUS! WHAT A POETIC DEMONSTRATION OF HOW HIS ANCESTORS FELL TO SLAVERY AND ROSE AGAIN *jaden smith cries*
If you think buying condoms is awkward, try returning them.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite type of cheese? White American.
Who is both a knight and a spy? Sir Veillance
I like to combine danger with awkwardness by falling up stairs.
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
Roses are red and sometimes they’re thorny, when I think of you, I get really ……………
TIFU by mocking a reddit mod [deleted]