The word condominium has the word condom in it. hehe 😉

How does Austin Powers decide which guys he will sleep with? (NSFW) By giving them an oral test first. “If you can gag me, you can shag me!”

How did the muslim get cancer? By smoking a lot of fags.

Yo momma so fat when she had turkey at thanksgiving She ate the whole damn country

“There is no such thing as a stupid question.” – person who has never walked my family through attaching a photo to an email.

I wonder if Jesus knows that everyone just pretends to be his friend so they can move into his sweet cloud house.

What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?? A really stupid ape

It’s always “Too hard. Too soft. Too short. Too thick.” I’m never inviting Goldilocks to another orgy

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. That rose’s name? Albert Einstein.

What is a pirate’s least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma’am We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: Illegal Downloading