What’s Invisible and Smells Like Mice? Cat Farts…

Think about a nice pair of slacks. Now think about a panda. Now about radishes. Now about salt. I think you see where Im going with this.

I used to do drugs… I still do. But I used to, too.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

The roulette dealer had a unique personality. He had a different spin on everything.

Q: What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts? A: Stem sell research.

AMA Request: Kim Davis. I would like to hear her answer this question, for she seems uniquely qualified to do so: If a man and woman from Kentucky get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?

What do you say when someone asks you to make a fat person leave? “Piece of cake.”

4-way car crash reported in Mexico City. 86 confirmed dead.

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl? Shake that blasphemy