Which one is the odd one out; monopoly, rape, incest? Rape. It’s not a family game.

It’s funny how 1 text, 1 song, 1 mistake, 1 lie, 1 truth, and 1 person could change your mood in 1 second.

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

What do you call an Italian with no hands? Mute

How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.

After a klose game with messi challenges and neuer goal scoring opportunities, ze Germans kept their cool and gotze World Cup that they deserved!

Auto-erotic asphyxiation You can go on about it until you’re blue in the face, I’m still not interested.

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one.

Why are there so many people in Ireland? Cos’ they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin…

The creator of Mad Libs has died. His friends described him as a warm and pulpy man who loved his wife and pelicans. He will be deeply pooped.