What does a pirate say when he turns 80? Aye matey!

I once met a guy who had a law fetish. He got off on a technicality.

What’s the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can finish a race…

Her lips were saying “no”….. But her eyes were saying “read my lips”….

A new book for stoners aspiring to greatness 7 Habits of Effectively High People

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !

Boxing and fencing Two sports that have nothing to do with boxes or fences

“I’ve got 99 problems and they’re all FABULOUS!” (Gay-Z)

Donald Trump’s plan to build a wall might actually work The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country.

I didn’t realise you spelled your name with a “ph”, Steve. My apologies, Pheven.