This day in Sweden… …there was a black guy in Gothenburg.

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they don’t get mistaken for feminists.

I will never have to admit to a mistake at work when I can blame the last person who quit

folks this is your captain, we’re reaching an altitude of 69,000ft. the plane can’t fly this high so we’re gonna crash, but it was worth it.

Gaining weight from drinking so much water? Drink lighter fluid

I used to have a desk with great selfie lighting and then I changed jobs for personal fulfilment. I wouldn’t recommend it.

The iPhone 7 is water-resistant, has stereo sound and a better camera but it doesn’t have that one feature that I want: affordability.

Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !

Why was Jesus so ripped? because he did crossfit…

Where do boxers punch each other the most? In the ring.