Tape a terrible drawing of a refrigerator onto your child.

What’s the best thing about being born on 9/11/99? You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

So a sandwich… So a sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says, “sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

You heard about the new Jewish designed car? It stops on a dime… & picks it up.

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 explodes.

How are girls and jokes alike? They both tend to suck more the more strung-out they get.

GUY 1: Why can’t we skip rope without society judging us? GUY 2: What if we occasionally beat the crap out of each other? Boxing is born.

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!

This joke is like a party without any demand for fruit juice. There is no punch line.