Some people’s decisions are based in fear, others are based in beer.

What did the P say to the R? “Is that a strap-on?”

Why was 6 afraid of 10? Because 10 was in the middle of 9,11…

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket? Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running? Nothing, it never happens.

Air Conditioning is pretty cool

Why is it easier for women to shave “downstairs” than men? They don’t have to go through as many obsticles.

[at interview] INTERVIEWER: Who inspires you? ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do? ME: It’s difficult to say.

What do you call an Arab with a hammer on his head?

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.