A prostitute got a tramp stamp It said “tips appreciated”

What did Justin Bieber’s biggest fan say to him when they met? nothing, hes a fan.

How do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef

I thought I saw someone I knew putting up Rick Santorum posters but I couldn’t get a propaganda at him.

A nerdy pastry chef walks up to the girl he likes and says ‘your beauty is infinite. . . . . . . just like Pi.’

I’m always Frank with my partners. I don’t want them knowing my real name now do I?

If you watch tape from The Ring you die in 7 days unless you copy it and show it to someone else. So what happens if you put it on Youtube?

My walk of shame is leaving a handicapped restroom stall while trying not to make eye contact with the wheelchair guy who was waiting on me.

Parallel parking reality show. Get on that.

What do you call Whoopi Goldberg after sex? A Whoopi pie.