I like how Band-Aids come in 2 varieties: Stays on For a Second Before Falling Off or Needs WD-40 For Removal From Skin.

(SPOILERS) I guess you could say Tommen… Made a King’s landing.

Nowadays these adverts don’t even make sense. The other day I saw this advert that said. The mother of all broadband! Virgin.

Why was Darth Vader so ugly? Because he had sithilis.

People who change the channel every time there’s a commercial are more annoying than commercials.

Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time? So they can prevent breakouts.

My GPS sighs and rolls its eyes every time it says “Recalculating”.

Knock Knock, Islam Knock Knock Who’s there? Allah Allah who? Allah who ackbar!!!! ***BOOM***

What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak.

What is a dog’s favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!