Short Jokes
Can you name a grateful astronomer? How about Neil Degracias Tyson?
Can you name a grateful astronomer? How about Neil Degracias Tyson?
I want a family beach vacation. Hubby wants a family ski vacation. Hubby showing kids video of tsunamis. But 2 can play. Avalanche anyone?
I’m jealous of Santa… …he can yell “hoe hoe hoe” at anyone and get away with it.
TIL that there is a subreddit dedicated to praising Nancy Grace for her contributions to modern medical science. LOL! Not really, no. She is a bad person, and should feel bad.
Why does heaven have such great wifi? Because of all the cloud space.
What do you call a Jamaican who wears glasses? Rastafoureyes
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with Diarrhea? The farmer has the fits while he shucks.
I found the secret to getting fresh content on the front page. I turned my laptop off and opened Reddit on my phone. Boom, all blue links on my front page again.
What do you call transgender superheroes? X-Men.
What is a favorite film for an average girl? Mean Girls