With everything going on at reddit you would think that Pao would at least regreddit 🙂

If cats could talk, they would talk a lot of shit, I bet.

Why was 56 scared? Because 28 8 1.

Turtles think frogs are homeless.

What did the dog bring to party? Wooffies!

NSFW What is the noisiest thing in the world? Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof.

Two ghosts walk into a bar… They don’t say ow.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood.

What’s the difference between a Redditor and an egg? Eggs get laid only once

Few things stress me out as much as a waiter who doesn’t write the order down.