A skeleton walks into a bar and says… “Give me a beer and a mop.”

Hear about the blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus Burned her lips on the exhaust pipe

I put on a pretty expensive perfume and went into an Apple Store Everyone enjoyed; it is good they don’t have any Windows.

How to bring pacman to life Scratch your head and think of the Wakas. Soon you’ll see pacman while brushing your teeth.

I plan on getting “sidewalk nap” drunk tonight.

In Chinese culture the great wall represents true longevity. It’s the only thing from China that lasts more than a few weeks.

What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality? An alter eagle!

Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? They don’t believe in higher powers.

10 reasons why doctors use defibrillators… Number 4 will shock you!

A mexican magician says to the audience he will dissapear on the count if 3 Uno…dos…*poof* He disappeared without a tres