The American flag Red with blood Blue with tears White with privilege

What’s the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

If I haven’t said something mildly offensive today I’m sorry and I promise to try harder

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world? Made in China.

Whats the difference between Peanut butter and Jam? You can’t Peanut Butter a dick up your ass.

Where do Tumblr users go to pray? The Cis-Teen Chapel

I have trained a cup full of meal-worms to give me sexual pleasure… …I’m a master baiter

There are 0000 0010 people in the world….. Those who get it, and those who dont

Muffins are just cupcakes that will never get laid.

Remember when OJ Simpson was found innocent and all of us white people hit the street looting and damaging property?! Oh, that’s right, we didn’t…