How to be cool: A) use cool sunglasses emoji in everything B)

I was really moved by The Great Gatsby. Specifically, to the theater showing Iron Man 3.

Omg! Leonardo DeCaprio! Wanna hear a joke about the Oscars? Never mind, you probably won’t get it anyways…

Where do llamas go on vacation? Alpacapuco

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What’s the difference between yogurt and America? Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What do you call an elderly vampire? Grampire.

The genius and the pool player A genius walks into a bar and says, “I have 200 IQ!” The pool player replies, “I have an eye cue too!” and pokes the genius in the eye.

What do you get when you eat too much shitty pizza? Pizzeria

I saw this heartwarming video of baby bears climbing out of a dumpster and thought, “Who would throw away a perfectly good baby bear?”