Why don’t Jewish men go down on their wife? Because it’s too close to the gas chamber

I don’t mean to brag, but I’m the world champion in false modesty. ^^^^^Yes, ^^^^^I ^^^^^know ^^^^^I ^^^^^already ^^^^^posted ^^^^^this, ^^^^^but ^^^^^the ^^^^^title ^^^^^got ^^^^^”AutoCorrected”

I was offering free mammograms in the company parking lot long before my employer was doing it.

Sexist double Standard: “If a girl fucks a ton of guys, she gets called a slut…” But if a guy does that same, he gets called a homo.

Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory? A. She kept throwing out all the W’s.

You think Japanese teenagers are shocked the first time they see a real live naked woman & it’s not all pixelated looking down there?

Why do gay men float? Flambuoyancy

A game I bought my Pokemon-Go playing friend caused her to have a brief panic attack. In hindsight, the latest Counter-Strike probably wasn’t a good idea…

If honey bees make honey, what type of bees make milk? Boo bees…… My dad just told me this one

Knock Knock Who’s there? Doorbell salesman!