No, I am not insulting you. I am just describing you.

A feminist asked for my name I said I’m Hugh Mungus

What’s the best part about dating a homeless chick ? You can drop her off anywhere

I AM IRON MAN! the real one….

Due to its location South Africa doesn’t experience full tide or low tide… it has apartheid.

sir this ouija board is broken, it keeps spellin stuff like ‘wah hoo!’ and ‘lets a-go!’ “hmm it looks like youve bought a luigi board, pal”

How to celebrate 4/20 Guide your newborn son into becoming an evil dictator and slaughter most of the Jewish population.

A friend of mine from Europe told me this beer joke What’s the difference between American beer and sex in a canoe? Nothing. They’re both fucking close to water.

What if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your Facebook password and you had to discover who you were based on your statuses?

If you watch Jaws backwards… Its about a shark that throws up so many people, they have to open a beach