Welcome to Alzheimer’s Club. I see a lot of new faces today.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? The “P” is silent

Two Spanish historians believe that they’ve discovered the Holy Grail. Indiana Jones found it back in 1989, but they lost track of it.

Who’s winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. “What’s the score Gramps?” “92 to 86.” “Who’s winning?” I asked. “92”

Never marry a woman who was captain of the debate team.

There are only 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

toothbrush origin I suspect that the toothbrush was invented in the south,if it had been invented in the north, it would have been called a teethbrush

You don’t know humility until your Ouija board gets snippy with you.

What’s green with little red wheels? Grass. I was lying about the little red wheels. Missing my grandpa today. This was always his favorite.

Why did the brother octopi look so alike? They were itentacle twins.