I love Nilla Wafers because who has time to say “Vanilla” in today’s busy world?

Have you read that new book on antigravity? It’s hard to put down!

A man reported that his chickens had been stolen off his property Police suspect fowl play.

What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod!

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Why do Avon ladies walk funny? ..because their lipstick

When I die, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather Not screaming, like the people in his car

Three old guys are out walking… Three old guys are out walking. First one says, ‘Windy, isn’t it?’ Second one says, ‘No, it’s Thursday!’ Third one says, ‘So am I. Let’s go get a beer..’

Doctor says my kid has some form of hereditary ADHD He explained it to me, but I didn’t really listen.

I use to know a classic rim shot joke, but…umm tiss