I grew up in Bolivia but I left because the currency is bullshit.

What happened when Hitler got bratwurst juice in his eye? He could Nazi! LMFAO

A communist tells his friend before going to bed, “I’m going to take a nap.” He wakes up as a libertarian.

R.I.P. 2013 (2013-2013)

I don’t believe you can become a successful bodybuilder without the use of supplements. There’s just no whey.

What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now its too offensive to talk about.

Apparently, “My Dick” is the wrong answer to “What do you look for in a girl?”

Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up? Because if they slept with two legs up they’d fall over

joke – ghost What did the ghost wearing sox say? Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !

Was out a drive with my dyslexic mate… I notice there’s something not right. “Can you smell petrol?” I say “Smell petrol?! I can’t even smell my name”