Short Jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black…
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black…
A snake walks into a bar and the bartender says “How did you do that?”
Little brother told me this joke, genius. “Why did Beethoven kill his pet chicken?” -why “Because it kept saying “bok bok bok”
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator
If you’re pulled over, wait for the cop to lean down to your window, then use their vulnerability to give them a quick peck on the cheek
How does a blonde call for her dog? She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts “Max!”.
What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea? Nigeria
What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for? Fo’ Drizzle
You can literally take anything from anyone as long as you shout “police emergency” and run away
What’s the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week? The posters