So a blind man walks into a bar… and a chair…. and a table….

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump kin

They didn’t leave much room for new models when they called it the ‘ULTRA-Sound’. “Mr Sutherland, I’ll book you in for a Sonic-Boom”

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he’s toast

What does Batman do on Father’s Day? He oh…

What is another word for Pokemon? A Rastafarian Proctologist

I adopted a highway. Don’t tell anyone I said this, but I don’t love him as much as I love my biological highways.

Cutest joke ever What does a red grape tell a purple grape? Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!!

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session? He felt dinosore.

Ab Muscles: You’re having ANOTHER cookie? Brain: Yep! Ab Muscles: You’re just never planning on seeing us again? Brain: Nope!