There are only 10 sorts of people in the world those who understand binary and those who don’t.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead. The sugar bowls empty and so is your head.

Let’s count to 10.000

Pizza is like sex If you’re going to use barbecue sauce, you need to know what you’re doing.

Son: Can you teach me about fractions? Me: Sure. I love 2/3 of my children.

Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn’t.

What’s a pirate’s favorite sexual partner? Can’t legally consent because they’re retarrrrrrrrded.

Since lesbians eat so much pussy Should they be considered sexually snacktive?

I agree that 6-pack abs are sexy – that’s why I have 12 of them!

My background check bounced.