What’s the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini? The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

“Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Waldo, Not Waldo”–Where’s Waldo Audiobook

I created a new joke and a new word today Plagiarism

The average speed of ejaculation is 28 mph. Which, unfortunately, makes it illegal to ejaculate in a school zone when children are present.

Why wouldn’t the pimp water his lawn? He couldn’t trust his hose.

What do you give to a man who has everything? Penicillin

“MY HERO!” “My hero.” –Guy who got his sandwich stolen, then saved by a stranger

So I heard my gf fart for the first time…she denied it But I had already decided earlier, I’d never argue with my imaginary gf.

“Mayo” is also an abbreviation for “mayonnaise!” Copyright 2010 Everyone on the Internet

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !