What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died? Well, that’s the edamame.

What’s the best part of dating 28 year olds? There’s 20 of them!

If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit They’re usually around 90 degrees

I once met a girl with 12 nipples. Sounds weird…. …Dozen tit?

Have you heard about the new female doctor who can cure illness with all natural, homeopathic remedies? Look her up! She just goes by the name, “Miss Information” Edit: source – South Park

Whos jared fogles favorite outlaw… …Billy the kid

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because for a few miles they believed you were the real bus driver.

What do you call a good looking Lebanese man? Azif

Afghani drinking game for Cricket World Cup car bombs

girl if we were pokemon you would be a pichu and i would be a raichu because im a convicted child molestor